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What's Hanging Out of Your Shorts?

6/11/2013

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I went to the gym today. Mostly to get away from my editor and round two of her edits (I suck at punctuation). I thought I'd burn off some frustration and that jiggly crap around my knees too. I was ready to work out in peace. 

No such luck. I was violated instead.

Now, I'm old enough to remember when shorty shorts for men were in style. I don't know what's sadder, that I'm so old, or that they were ever in style. Don't scoff. Look through your yearbook if you've conveniently forgotten. That's what I'm talkin' about. These days, even the most fashion challenged men have trashed those, or their wives have made sure they had an unfortunate accident. At any rate, it's a shock to the system to see some geezer in hot pants, legs spread, on a weight machine.

But there he was.  I won't mention any names but his initials are, "my neighbor." I've seen him before, and I'll have to see him again. In those shorts, no doubt. 

Turns out, my participles weren't the only things dangling.

The flip flops are bad too.  Hello? It's the GYM. 

Do you think it's on purpose? Does he think he's hot? Is 1970 calling?

I wasn't impressed, to say the least. Let's put it this way...

He's no Rob Rhino.

8 Comments
kayla mead
6/11/2013 04:10:26 am

Hahahahaha. I was just telling Che about the man at the vets office in Az. older, in dolphin shorts and sitting on the bench seat. Obviously he wasnt wearing underwear, and had more than a leg resting on the bench showing from his shorts. Horrid!!!!! It was 15 years ago and i remember like it was yesterday.

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Kathleen O'Donnell link
6/11/2013 04:15:35 am

Like a bad accident, it's a trauma!

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Lisa Caldwell
2/10/2020 01:50:21 am

Nichole& i were in bako, red lion for state dart playoffs. This ollldd man ,short shorts.i swear he was sitting right in front of me ,when those things rolled out of his shorts, it looked like 2 huge coconuts ,left on the tree wayyy to long . Lol

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Kathleen
2/11/2020 09:50:49 am

Ewww...what is wrong with men? Nevermind...that's a novel.

David Gross link
12/4/2014 02:05:50 am

haha made me think of this one, jeans, not shorts but they don't leave much to the imagination.. ;)
http://www.humorgasms.com/2013/08/when-jeans-are-too-skinny/

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William Martin link
12/4/2014 10:24:27 am

Nothing like a little junk-funk to ruin your day!

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Paul Brads (UP) link
2/9/2020 12:10:32 pm

Yer killin’ me Smalls. Or is that your smalls are killin’ me 🤦‍♂️

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Kathleen link
2/9/2020 12:48:18 pm

Hee hee...he was def killin' me!

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